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I Can Eat a Peach for Hours

Male (30) looking for Female Jarrell, Texas, United States

I'm a 64 yo scooter tramp, Retired, and Divorced. I have a long ZZ Top like Beard, ( clean and soft ) gives you something other then my ear's to grab. And I Love it when a woman cum's all over it. So you love to Cum and like to have your toes curl I'm pretty sure I am your guy. P S the pictures I post are after working on my bike all day. Not the best, but not one for taking pictures.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageScottish
BuildAverage
Height175 cm
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorGrey
Hair LengthShoulder length
Facial HairFull beard
Body ArtVisible tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems
Endowment (length)Average
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessBelow average

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyRetired
Employment StatusRetired
Job TitleRETIRED Best Job I Have Ever Had.

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
My perfect matchMy ideal match is a woman that own's a liquor store. Just kidding. I like a small, smart, witty, Flirt. Fun to be with. I was married to my first wife 28 years she died from MS. Then like an ASS HOLE I got married again, not one of my better ideas. Seems like all she did was bitch, bitch, bitch. I am not saying it was all her, BUT I am easy going as hell. It takes a lot to piss me off, But she knew the short cut. Anyway if your cool and love oral well I would rather EAT you then fight any time.
Our first dateMan I can think of a ton of things, But let's try this. We go to a nice Bar have a drink or 2 in a dark corner and get to know each other a little joke around. and flirt. If you are witty and funny and a good flirt you can give me a WOODY and I will follow you any place. Like my place might be a good idea, I can give you a nice massage or something, maybe you have a good idea, I'm easy. By the way I have a half assed stocked bar at my house.